Winning

I swear, every time I kill a mosquito, for just a second, I feel virtuous and godlike, as if my one moment of smashing has literally just saved someone’s life.

Ignore that there’s no way for me to tell if that mozzie is a carrier of any disease and maybe I’m just killing an innocent creature who just happened to mosey across my field of vision that day, and I should really feel guilty…

Nah.

I win. Malaria loses.

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One response to “Winning

  1. I agree, they are the most useless, soulless creatures on the planet. Kill away! I’d be a misquito mass murdered if I could get them in large groups.

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