Remember the last time I thought I’d found the Best. Security Update. EVER??
Well I may have topped it:
“On 13 December 2011 at 09:40 hrs, a monkey on top of a UN helicopter attacked aircraft technicians at the airport ramp in Juba. UN Movcon and security officer who responded was unfortunately attacked by the monkey. The UN staff received a medical treatment at the Level I hospital in Juba.”
And morning made. To the person who had to suffer by being attacked by a monkey: You’ve greatly improved the humor of hundreds of aid workers around Juba. Thank you for your sacrifice.