Because who needs other updates when the sitrep provides such ample entertainment?
“On 19 May 2012 at around 02:00 hrs, unknown person broke into an INGO compound in Renk, Upper Nile State. The staff members were alarmed and the perpetrator escaped without his booty.”
(Yes, I went with the tame version of “booty” here. But only because this is a family-friendly blog, people. Not because that’s the first thing that went through my mind. Also because the other booty is kind of difficult to draw here. But heh. #Imtwelve)
I love you, Sitreps.
Also it made me think of this:
Which reminds me: Someone please provide me with this on my next trip stateside, kthx.