The conversations you have when cooped up inside too long.
When discussing the proper term for a male mistress:
F: I think Cicisbeo is best
E: I sort of like paramour as a ubiquitous, gender-neutral term
F: Yeah true. Also kinda like a paratrooper
E: … yes?
F: Providing emergency loving where it’s most needed, even in potentially dangerous circumstances
E: I feel like we’ve just contributed significantly to the Juba lexicon
Curfew really needs to end.